Not a
scribble.
On June 4, 2026, a critic accused Hunter Biden of selling "scribbles" for $500K a pop as obvious money laundering. He answered with a price breakdown, a federal investigation, and a discount code. $WHACK is the token built on that reply.
The piece in question
His numbers, not the troll's
Told he was laundering money at $500K a canvas, Hunter didn't deny selling art — he corrected the math: roughly $225,000 a year, net, over four years, backed by "an entire 30 hours of sworn testimony." He added a DOJ/FBI investigation and a Senate investigation for context, then offered a discount on HunterBiden.com to anyone who used the code in his reply.
100% of trading fees → Hunter Biden.
$225K a year, by his own account, isn't much for a man this online. $WHACK routes every trading fee to a wallet held out for him — not because he asked, but because the code was right there in the reply. No team allocation kept back. The joke pays for itself.